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Bon appetit, Kauri

At class meeting, Kauri decided that they wanted to do some cooking. Each University group then had a series of meetings. They decided what would be on their menus, what they needed to bring and who would bring what.

As you can see, the  results were spectacular - and delicious.

shark attack

Jaws Alert

Sharks, up to 3m long,were seen close to shore at North Beach, Paraparaumu,yesterday morning and at Raumati mid afternoon. The next morning   one shark was found stuck in a fishing net. Scientist say that their are about 10 of these sharks in the world and 3 in New Zealand, 5 in Antarctica,1 in the Australlia and 1 for supper. The Australians say g'day mate to the sharks and there was a body found on the beach and bite marks and blood all over him. People say that if you drink 1 litre of fresh blood from the shark you will stay alive for 200 year old. After 2 weeks of searching  for all the sharks were found on the bottom of the ocean. Scientist were looking inside the body of the sharks and said they were vegetarians and said they might have died from not having food  the last thing they said that the sharks should be called Jaws .

gasy danger

        Wind Expedition

Now back to the funniest story of the week: Mr M from yaldhurst model school in christchurch favourite soccer team called stoke was vsing  newcastle united in antarctica and his team sadly lost and the crowd was stuck in the line  because Mr M was at the front and was trying to pick up his favorite donut on the ground because somebody said his donut was poisoned but was not. When he was trying to pick it up he farted and the fart crew drove to the entrance and they were wearing toxic masks one person breathed in a bit of air and said it was toxic . The entrance of the game was closed.              

Mr M was arrested  for fart murder because the person in the fart crew breathed in his fart and died, he went to a secret laboratory being tested for his toxic farts but died because he farted inside of himself and burnt all his body and blew up because he ate a bomb while licking his favorite rat called bubbles and eating bubbles at the same time.     

        

30/3/2016

Kauri Class

Yaldhurst Model School

Dear Mr Robertson

Hi Mr Robertson it's me Eben from Yaldhurst  school  I liked your jokes thank you for coming on camp. Once again Thanks for coming on camp we couldn't have done it without you

You did the best performance and in the paint game you saw me several times because I wasn't really good.  Even though you came you  for one day your quiz was really fun.  You are very funny and I hope you have a good year. Thank you for taking your time to come to the camp and getting to know the students.

Now I'm going to ask you some questions about camp. First of all I want to ask you what your favourite camp? What was your favourite food and why was it your favourite  food.

Once again I would like to thank for coming on camp. Hope you reply soon and thank you for reading my letter I really hope you come again on the next camp.

Yours sincerely,

Eben