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        Wind Expedition

Now back to the funniest story of the week: Mr M from yaldhurst model school in christchurch favourite soccer team called stoke was vsing  newcastle united in antarctica and his team sadly lost and the crowd was stuck in the line  because Mr M was at the front and was trying to pick up his favorite donut on the ground because somebody said his donut was poisoned but was not. When he was trying to pick it up he farted and the fart crew drove to the entrance and they were wearing toxic masks one person breathed in a bit of air and said it was toxic . The entrance of the game was closed.              

Mr M was arrested  for fart murder because the person in the fart crew breathed in his fart and died, he went to a secret laboratory being tested for his toxic farts but died because he farted inside of himself and burnt all his body and blew up because he ate a bomb while licking his favorite rat called bubbles and eating bubbles at the same time.